看新闻上说这车违法停放在人行道上,遮挡车牌并上了锁的奥迪车。目前,车主已被合并处罚400元,同时记12分。
估计这车主怕车牌被偷了,同情下不?

7 天前 来自 www.biedoul.com 标签 搞笑图片 pv 33
纯....二奶的奶。
纯....二奶的奶。这山寨的。。。。一点不跑偏!
这山寨的。。。。一点不跑偏!直接上图,不解释。
直接上图,不...<a target="_blank" href="/joke/detail/1301498Array" class="txt-opt">展开全文<i class="ficon icon-arrow-down">c</i></a></div>                             
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            	<a class="txt2"><span title="2022-01-17 04:03">7 天前</span></a> 来自 
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            	            	标签 <a href="/joke/tag/1084" target="_blank" class="txt2">搞笑图片</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/1399" target="_blank" class="txt2">内涵图片</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/1624" target="_blank" class="txt2">屌丝神图</a>            					pv 59				            </div>
            <div class="txt f14">这就是妹子不需要你的原因,她有很多枪,不差你一个<br><img path="https://pic.biedoul.com/Uploads/Images/39/573c6c821fcb3.jpg"/><br></div>                             
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            	<a class="txt2"><span title="2022-01-17 04:03">7 天前</span></a> 来自 
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            	            	标签 <a href="/joke/tag/8847" target="_blank" class="txt2">专注的妹子</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/1084" target="_blank" class="txt2">搞笑图片</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/425" target="_blank" class="txt2">女汉子</a>            					pv 53				            </div>
            <div class="txt f14">现在的妹子一个比一个霸气<br><img path="https://pic.biedoul.com/Uploads/Images/15/573c704fa79ca.jpg"/><br></div>                             
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            	<a class="txt2"><span title="2022-01-17 03:57">7 天前</span></a> 来自 
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            	            	标签 <a href="/joke/tag/1084" target="_blank" class="txt2">搞笑图片</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/2878" target="_blank" class="txt2">乐一乐</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/1729" target="_blank" class="txt2">生活百科</a>            					pv 39				            </div>
            <div class="txt f14">把我的球快还给我!<br><img path="https://pic.biedoul.com/Uploads/Images/23/5743ca2e1ecc6.jpg"/><br></div>                             
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            	<a class="txt2">2022-01-16 01:57</a> 来自 
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            	            	标签 <a href="/joke/tag/1340" target="_blank" class="txt2">恶搞图片</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/1084" target="_blank" class="txt2">搞笑图片</a>,<a href="/joke/tag/14298" target="_blank" class="txt2">男人图片</a>            					pv 91				            </div>
            <div class="txt f14">地铁上坐在对面的大哥,让我不忍直视<br><img path="https://pic.biedoul.com/Uploads/Images/97/57903d5f03e69.jpg"/><br></div>                             
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